Villain Party!

[sailorgenerous]

The Villain Party Meme

Guess what? The Villains' Annual Convention is in town. It's a time for villains of all walks of life to meet, compare evil schemes, steal take notes on one another's inventions, and generally be dastardly together. The panel schedule's done for the day, so it's time to head to the local eatery for food, drinks, discussion, and maybe a bit of mayhem.

Fortunately, there's a restaurant very close to the convention center: the White Top.

If You're A Villain:

Come in, sit down, converse! Find a table, head to the bar, talk about today's panels or your latest foolproof scheme to conquer the world, whatever suits your fancy. This is your convention, after all. A word of warning, though: the manager of this restaurant has hired some additional security. Get too rowdy and you might find yourself in a fight.

If You're A Hero, A Neutral, Or Just Not Villainous:

You can still play too! I suggest you dabble a bit on the AU side and work in the restaurant - a busy night will always need servers, bartenders, hosts, and cooks. There's also added security, if that's more your speed. Otherwise, if you were ballsy enough to get a table in this end of town during the Villains' Con...good luck? Just take the fighting outside.

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Now, get in there and have fun!

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Doctor Doom /// Marvel Universe

[thiscloakisgreen]

[Has a small table to himself at the corner. Sipping wine that is as red as blood (but I can assure you, isn't), Doctor Doom himself simply collects his thoughts as he enjoys his rather expensive meal. He plans on ordering more in just a moment, too.]

[big_laundry]

Hey!

[He totally knew the guy.]

Hey I totally know you!

[Doof the narration just said that...whatever, Doofenshmirtz already takes a seat with Doctor Doom. Sorry, Doc.]

You're that Lowkey guy, right? Yeah, I saw your work!

[thiscloakisgreen]

[He is not amused.]

....

[Sips wine.]

Be quick, worm. My patience runs thin with your kind.

[big_laundry]

[Rubs the back of his head awkwardly.]

Well I was wondering if you could give me some pointers in being evil. See, my nemesis Perry the platypus keeps beating me...

[thiscloakisgreen]

[Takes one long draw from the wine.] There will be a special on that, very soon. I suggest you show a little patience for right now.

[big_laundry]

Wait, they have a platypus special? Why didn't I know about this?

[thiscloakisgreen]

It was for those who have "silly animals as nemesis" special. There was a certain other mammal that was the highlight. I'm not surprised you didn't miss it.

[big_laundry]

I'm hoping to score some real good tips in defeating my nemesis and TAKE OVER THE TRI STATE AREA!

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[Sits down.]

Hey, how are you doing?

I am a big fan of your work.

So, how do you eat in that thing?

[thiscloakisgreen]

There is an opening in my mask. For drinks, it remains a slit. For food, however, it makes room. [Sips wine.]

I apologize. I see dozens of magical aspiring beings such as yourself on a most tiresome basis. But how is it you...[Raises what remains of an eyebrow.]...are two dimensional?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

See, it's the little things that sell it.

[Oh, two dimensional?]

The dimensions thing is just some rules people made up to pretend they know the universe anyways. Size, space, they all don't matter.

And if you buy that, I'm basically closer to creation than anyone else. To unmake reality, you have to fray it at the starting point and watch the whole thing unravel.

Like a sweater, that I made for you, that said you're my hero, that is a ruined pile at my hotel room, because someone pulled a thread.

[thiscloakisgreen]

....[Takes another long drink. The wine glass is now empty. Another is poured by some woman in a fancy dress. This would be the second of many.]

So you are talented, I take this to mean? To know how the universe works and able to deconstruct matter? Although I don't believe any of your insolent prattling about know how the universe works, considering I built massive armies of robots and inventions whose science is grounded in such "pretend" logic.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

I can bend my will upon this plane and cause horrors beyond imagination.

But, sometimes it's more fun to just set everything on fire and watch it panic.

Science is just a made up way of explaining it. In the end, everything awaits the screaming abyss. It doesn't matter how you send it there.

[harleygirl]

[Harley has been watching the guy in the green cloak for awhile now. Never one to not ask a question once it's occurred to her, she plonks down in the other chair and beams at him]

Hiya! How's it going? Enjoying the party? So is that just a mask or are you metal all the way down? A robot or somethin', I mean.

[thiscloakisgreen]

I am a man. Inside of powered armor. Is your curiosity satisfied, or must I serenade you with a song as well? {pours himself another glass.]

[harleygirl]

[If possible, her smile gets even wider, and her hands come together in a quick little clap.]

Ooh! Okay! [She leans forward, elbows on the table, propping her chin up on her fists and watching him expectantly.]

D'you know 'If you like Pina Coladas?' 'Cause I think it would really suit your range.

[Harley only ever notices sarcasm when it suits her.]