Villain Party!

[sailorgenerous]

The Villain Party Meme

Guess what? The Villains' Annual Convention is in town. It's a time for villains of all walks of life to meet, compare evil schemes, steal take notes on one another's inventions, and generally be dastardly together. The panel schedule's done for the day, so it's time to head to the local eatery for food, drinks, discussion, and maybe a bit of mayhem.

Fortunately, there's a restaurant very close to the convention center: the White Top.

If You're A Villain:

Come in, sit down, converse! Find a table, head to the bar, talk about today's panels or your latest foolproof scheme to conquer the world, whatever suits your fancy. This is your convention, after all. A word of warning, though: the manager of this restaurant has hired some additional security. Get too rowdy and you might find yourself in a fight.

If You're A Hero, A Neutral, Or Just Not Villainous:

You can still play too! I suggest you dabble a bit on the AU side and work in the restaurant - a busy night will always need servers, bartenders, hosts, and cooks. There's also added security, if that's more your speed. Otherwise, if you were ballsy enough to get a table in this end of town during the Villains' Con...good luck? Just take the fighting outside.

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Now, get in there and have fun!

Comments

MAD MOD omg

[hypnotic_patter]

[Music Meister's followed him out of the costume panel--not on purpose, they just happened to go the same way, but he's hardly upset about the coincidence. They happened to share a few traits and also some ginger.]

Um. Hi. [Big fanboy grin.] I loved your panel, I got some really good material out of it. [Wait was that a pun. Darn.]

[fleshydisguise]

[Alice is in full-on robot mode today. There's no reason not to and with the amount of women rocking the sexy vamp look she needs to do something to stick out. Rather than drinking like the rest she's got a cup of oil in one hand and a tube running from it to the fuel line in her arm.]

You look twitchy today. And...shiny. [Slurp.]

[magicalrealist]

(Crap. No easy way out of this one, is there?)

...fine. What can I get you?

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Too late! He caught you, gurl. He snaps himself right by the pony.]

Is there a problem with the service?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Everything!

Two of the best DC villains collide. All we need now is Mumbo.

[school_of_mod]

'Ello, guvna!

[Yes good, feed his ego.

The Brit grins that snaggletoothed grin of his as the fellow MM praises him.]

Splendid! Glad to see someone around 'ere 'as good taste. Most o' these clods 'ave a stick shoved so far up their collective arses they wouldn't know a good time if it smacked them right on the gob.

[He leans on his cane with one hand, looking over the fellow villain as if trying to recall something.]

Say, I think I've seen you around once or twice. Music Meister, correct?

Bad dentistry and flamboyance unite!

[hypnotic_patter]

[That initial squee moment when other villains know him on sight is never going to go away. At least Meister hopes it doesn't.] Yes! [He gives a slight bow.] And if you know me you know I'm an advocate of good costumery.

[He's wearing a high-collar purple cape with his ruffled shirt, trying to rock the old school evil look, and yes he did pack multiple suitcases of costume changes.]

[scalpedsociety]

[Aramat looks up from her drink. Whoa, an actual Supervillain is talking to her, FABULOUS dress sense and all. He's not Lex Luthor or anything, but still.]

Why yes it is, I made it myself.

[hypnotic_patter]

[Well, no, Luthor's a bit large scale for Meister. He's just a humble performer.]

Really, now? Not many people do their own work these days, it looks very professional. [And when he eyes her up he is actually looking at the dress.] I'm a bit of a seamster myself, most of my costumes are originals.

The universe cannot handle this level of comical villian swag.

[school_of_mod]

[I'd expect nothing less.]

Of course. Not to mention one of the few chaps around 'ere that doesn't run around in their multicolored knickers.

[Mod is, of course, wearing his signature Union Jack blazer, black shirt, whit khakis and scarf.]

Or this level of ~fabulous~

[hypnotic_patter]

True. If you're going to have flare you can't have it on all the time, or people won't notice when you've really turned it up. [And what does it say about him that a purple cloak is low key]

[scalpedsociety]

Really? You really should be a costumier for other villains. Is it practical as well?

The Warden|Superjail!

[prisonwonka]

[The Warden isn't a villain. In fact, he may be responsible for some of the attendees imprisonment. However, he got a invite anyway. Apparently the people that organized this con know the future and true supervillain potential when they see it. As for the little man with the gigantic ego and reality warping powers, he couldn't resist the offer. Those costumes! The sexy villainesses! (And Villains, and everything in between. This guy ain't picky.) The opportunity to throw around his campy swag all over the place!

He'll be at the bar after the 'New Villains 101' panel, excited as anything and just brimming with new ideas. (Even though some attendees gave him the stink-eye.)]

[harleygirl]

Woah! Woah!

[She holds up a hand.]

How is that funny?

No problem! I'm prefectly willing to backtag. :D

[letxequalnull]

So you did. Should I ask which ones those might be?

[magicalrealist]

...everything?

[magicalrealist]

(That's okay; your best unicorn friend ever is here to lend her support!)

I'll do everything I can, Rarity. We should be able to manage something like this, right?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[Black Mage cackles...

... then chokes on the smoke and falls into a coughing fit as Megamind makes his escape.

He needs to come to these parties more often, the people here are fun.]

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Ever seen the look on a mother's face as her children burn alive?

It's got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Well, almost the funniest.

Damn straight. (Also, sorry I'm late. Busy this past week)

[school_of_mod]

Exactly! It's always fun to mix it up a bit. Just because I enjoy a splash o' color doesn't mean I'll turn down the classic blacks and whites.

[hypnotic_patter]

And I have to mix up my costume styles, to appropriately depict various musical eras. One can't always be Liberace.

[school_of_mod]

To each his own, as they say.

[Mod pauses, before a devilish grin forms.]

Unless you run around in your multicolored knickers, then you lost your right to an opinion.

[hypnotic_patter]

[Music Meister looks down at his pants with a bit of a frown They're purple but tastefully so.] Definite multicolored.

Alright good! Because this one took a while.

[not_any_old_dude]

[The Freeshooter's grin widens.]

You should. So far, there's a few competent looking scientists around. Every since Number 4 met an...untimely demise, we've needed a replacement. And hey, if they don't work out we could always use more heartless.

Speaking of which, plenty of good heartless material out and about.

[letxequalnull]

Show me.